BAD: Being woken up at 6:30 AM

BADDER: Being woken up at 6:30 AM by your cat

BADDERER: Being woken up at 6:30 by your cat trying to puke

BADDEREREST: Being woken up at 6:30 AM by your cat trying to puke on your chest

The hacking sound woke me up so I had enough time to pull him off the bed. He puked once in the bedroom and then once in the hallway, both times a milky white substance. Methinks some kitty was nibbling on one of the Christmas decorations and found something that didn’t settle well. Gross.

Also, I swear to god, if anyone makes fun of my English, I will come down on them with an unpossibly hugenormous shitstorm of fury.