Mark my words: at 6 PM PST on 02May2005 while listening to Liz Phair’s Shitloads of Money, Something Very Bad just happened to the life of Michael Paul Bibik Junior. I’m not sure what, but I felt it and boy did it feel weird. I can best describe it as “Well, shucks, that’s horrible, but there is abso-f’ing-lutely nothing I can do about it so I might as well finish this Diet Coke and end my work day.”

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