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Let me explain W-H-to-tha-izzat has happened aww nah. Mark worked fo' Microsoft fo' 'bout 18 months . One, two three and to tha four. He came in as an SDET (developa trippin' fo' tiznest) n tizzy decided ta become a PM (program managa, like myself) in all flavas. He asked me fo' a few playa n moved into a new position soon poser. I found out a couple months ago that he gots a job wit Google. I was shocked . Nigga get shut up or get wet up. Mizzark is a smart guy, but I didn't think of him as Google material. He wasn't even sure wizzy he was going ta do, but it was somewhat PM-related. I even wizzy ta his go'n-away lunch!