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Okay, okay. At first, I wasn't going to post anything more about the Elise since it is simply not practical at all, it's $40k and all of the models allocated for this year are already sold out, but this review just takes the cake. Such pithy quotes as "Itís a prescription for disaster for those of us with acrylic nails." and "It will not disappoint its audience ó 'newly divorced men who are looking for a new wife,'". I still want one, damnit.