Nov 27, 2000

I hereby declare that President-Elect Bush no longer carry that title, nor ever carry the title of President, but from this point on be referred to as President 537. 537 votes? C'mon people.

Nov 21, 2000

I broke a heart today. Well, it was more like I split a heart in two. I got to bisect a sheep heart for the purposes of knowing where the major arteries connect to the heart. The disection list has grown: frog, earthworm, crayfish, lamprey, mud puppy, shark, pig, cat, and now a sheep heart. Yummy!

(Posting from Netscape 6 in Linux) Why oh why couldn't I have found NEdit sooner? For programming, this application is a dream. It has built in syntax highlighting (different elements of your code get colored differently) and smart indenting! Smart indenting seems to be working perfectly even though it is touted as being experimental. I place an open bracket, and the next line will be indented. I place a close bracket, and the current line moves back 3 spaces. Perfect. On top of all of this, it is free.

Nov 20, 2000

A good find on Jamie's part:Am I HOT or NOT? turned up a picture of an old high school classmate Katie.

Nov 19, 2000

It's my girlfriend's birthday today! Everyone wish Laura a happy birthday!

‹idiocy›Ever seen a movie with an evil character? Every played a video game with an evil character? Ever read a book with an evil character?‹/idiocy› How To Be A Successful Evil Overlord could have helped them all.

Nov 16, 2000

WARNING: Engrish ahead. Legos: This is the most favorite "BAKA EIGA"! as known as "THE MATRIX"!!... "TORINITY-The Beautiful Fighter-. Smash!! Shoot!! Jump!! Throw!!"

Sega knows they are on the way out. They know their Dreamcast did not build up enough of a market share to take away from the new Playstation 2. What to do next? Rip into Sony!

Nov 15, 2000

"Yeah, mother fucker knows what's up!" -- Stuart Robinson, on hearing that I am growing a goatee like his.

Emblems, symbols and motto's of Provinces of Canada: The stone/gem/mineral of Quebec is asbestos. Now we have to figure out who is less intelligent: Canucks or Spartans!

Nov 14, 2000

I am now fully convinced that the Spartans are idiots: they defeated the Harlem Globetrotters! Guys, just to let you know, you are supposed to let them win. Why else would they have a 1,270 game win streak?

Nov 13, 2000

Some of my facial hair is coming in copper colored... Life has ceased to make any sense.

Of course, none of these are real quotes, but anyway:

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
-- Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)

"You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend."
-- Yasir Arrafat (On going to war over religion)

"I found my wife in bed naked one day next to a Vietnamese guy and a black guy. I took a picture and sent it to Benetton. You never know."
-- Robin Williams

"I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms."
-- Michael Flatley (lead Riverdancer)

"On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars."
-- Bruce Willis (on the difference between men and women)

"And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'"
-- George Burns=20

"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' "
-- Sandra Bullock

"Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die."
-- Carmen Boyle (Olympic Luge Gold Medal winner - 1996)

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
-- Sharon Stone

"There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do."
-- Henry Kissinger (former US Secretary of State)

"My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee - the natural enemy of a tightrope walker."
-- Dan Rather (News anchorman)

"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'"
-- Arnold Schwarzenegger

"Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in."
-- Courtney Cox (Monica on "Friends")

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
-- Tiger Woods=20

"Things you'll never hear a woman say: 'My, what an attractive scrotum!'"
-- Patricia Arquette=

Mindboggling: The idea that quantum energy levels could be directly linked to the pattern of prime numbers.

Nov 10, 2000

Let's see how much longer I am listen on Are They Hot or Not?... Once Am I Hot of Not? changed their scoring system,I jumped to a 9.9.

Mr. T jokes never get old.

Nov 9, 2000

229 votes. This is insane! I think I am going to have to agree with Jenni and face the facts. It is definitely time to transfer to The University of Toronto.

Okay, this has to be due to a lack of sleep. Either that, or Dan Rather enjoys a bit of crack as much as the next reporter.

Nov 8, 2000

The blog might get ugly in a bit. Pardon the dust.

Nov 6, 2000

2400 mg of Motrin.... take that, you ailing back!

Let's see if I survive. Currently, a back spasm that occured late Sunday night is still affecting me. Pain throughout the body, weakness, inability to feel my hands; Oh joy!

Nov 5, 2000

The idea that Apple is moving toward x86 hardware is old. Most people do not realize that even if they did move toward x86, you would not be able to just grab a Mac OS X CD, format your Windows box, and install freely. Parts of the x86 hardware are going to be proprietary, at least at first. Specific hardware will be supported to get the x86 platform started, then full support may roll in if the idea takes off.

Sega is about to stop producing hardware of all types, but as a final hurrah they may produce a PCI card for PCs to play Dreamcast games. I see a slight problem with this. The Dreamcast uses a proprietary GD-ROM, and not the usual CD-ROM. You can emulate all you want, but hardware is hardware.

I never played the original Mechwarrior, I loved the sequel and expansion packs, then the third installment was marred by horrendous control. Mechwarrior 4, though put out by M$, has some great previews. These previews show off the mechs of the series. Way back in the day when I used to *cough*roleplay*cough*, we would mostly make our mechs/characters and that would be it. Spend about 3 hours making the perfect character, flushing out all of the details, and never actually use them. If I find my old folder of characters, I will scan some in just so you can all know how low I have been.

Nov 1, 2000

Praise Allah! Apple is finally going to use two-button mice!

The morning after Halloween:

Hmm... schizophrenia causes changes in the brain before symptoms even begin to manifest.
Maybe I should get tested.