Any idiot can drive fast in a straight line

Wednesday, November 01, 2000

Praise Allah! Apple is finally going to use two-button mice!

The morning after Halloween:

Hmm... schizophrenia causes changes in the brain before symptoms even begin to manifest. Maybe I should get tested.

Tuesday, October 31, 2000

Pro-lifers in Britain are attempting to stop the separation of Siamese twins joined at the lower abdomen. The procedure would save the life of one, while the other could not be saved. The pro-lifers are vying to have the House of Lords rule on this matter since it is along the lines of abortion. Their idea is that the House of Lords would either postpone or oppose the seperation. Here is the kicker: if the two are not seperated, they will both die within months. Here is the broad generalization: Pro-lifers are complete idiots. Read a related article on CNN.

Even more about the Digital Angel. This article goes into the medical aspects.

Monday, October 30, 2000

The search engine is now powered locally, using ht://dig just like for the michigandaily.com search. The results page is ugly, but defaults usually are.

Sunday, October 29, 2000

The FDA is getting in the way of the Digital Angel. The DA is a small box that is powered by body heat that acts as a GPS unit. Originally, the plan was to implant this under the skin. The FDA would need to approve that, so the makers decided to just put it on the skin. Spineless bastards.