Any idiot can drive fast in a straight line

Friday, September 26, 2003

This is, officially, the world's ugliest phone.

Thursday, September 25, 2003

Holy cow crap in a bag; I've added more photos!

So great. If I ever get a nice car and an office where I can see said car parked (RE: not going to happen here since I park in the underground lot), I might just print some of these out if a crap car parks next to me. Seems like the jerk thing to do; seems fitting for me.